三个怀揣(🌶)梦(🤜)想的年轻(🔴)人(🍎)(ré(📁)n )想通过从(😊)缅(miǎn )甸走私(sī )黄金来发家(jiā )致富。但等(děng )待他(㊗)们(🏚)(men )的(🌇)除了金钱(👸)(qiá(🎷)n )与(🏄)爱情还有(💛)危机重(chóng )重的陷阱。

青龙集(jí )团董事长过(guò )世(🧕)后(⏲)，给青龙集(🌛)团(📡)(tuá(🔍)n )太(🏫)子爷留下(xià )了镇帮(bāng )之宝：一支(zhī )可以号令整(zhěng )个青(🐭)龙(🌳)(lóng )集团所(🗡)有(🥣)人(🌉)的大哥(gē(🎲) )大手提电话(huà )。一日，太(tài )子爷独(dú )自去按摩院(yuà(🍛)n )按(🆙)摩，青龙(ló(🦂)ng )公(🚆)司(🔈)一(yī )群起(🏋)了异心的小人得到消息后(hòu )，来到按摩(mó )院准(🗣)备(🏅)(bè(💈)i )劫持太子(🥅)爷(🔨)(yé(🌋) )，夺走(zǒu )可(🥇)以号令青(qīng )龙公司上下(xià )的大哥大，欲控制(zhì(🛶) )整(⤴)个青龙集(🔵)(jí(🌞) )团(👴)。哪(🔛)(nǎ )知阴差阳错将身怀(huái )太极推拿绝(jué )技、胸有大(dà )志(📝)，却(😘)(què )因低微(🏃)的(🐎)工(🥘)(gōng )作被周(🖕)遭人(rén )嫌弃的(de )按摩师阿宝当成了太子爷并将(jiā(👻)ng )其(🚯)绑架。阿(ā(☔) )宝(💂)乘(🎈)乱(luàn )逃出(🍾)后，去(qù )找女朋(péng )友阿(ā )朵，不(bú )料阿朵父亲因(🎡)欠(🥘)人(🍎)钱，被白虎(🏘)(hǔ(🏊) )帮(🕺)挟持，阿(ā(➰) )宝答应(yīng )三天内替阿(ā )朵救出(chū )父亲。阿宝(bǎ(🎃)o )、(😛)阿朵以及(🧟)(jí(🦓) )真(🏗)正(🔏)的太子爷策划(huá )了一场一箭(jiàn )双雕的(de )好戏，却上演了一(🧦)(yī(🍹) )场又一场(🍁)啼(😛)(tí(🈺) )笑皆非的(🔙)“闹剧”，一边是青(qīng )龙集团错认(rèn )阿宝为(wéi )太子爷(🍤)，一(🎖)边是阿宝(⏪)错(🍺)认(🦂)为这(zhè )是(🥥)未来老丈(zhàng )人的考(kǎo )题，将青龙(lóng )集团上(shàng )下(🐽)骗(🛎)(pià(🍒)n )得团团(tuá(😴)n )转(🌓)。阿(👈)宝和阿朵(🏳)从合作布局，到产生误会(huì )，到合(hé )力救出阿朵(🥉)(duǒ(🚩) )的父亲(qī(🕴)n )，磨(🏫)难(🔏)重(👎)重(chóng )，考验不断(duàn )。剧情跌宕起伏、搞笑逗逼，按摩师(shī )阿(♍)宝(🚱)更是成为(⛳)了(🥑)承(⛹)(chéng )载底层(😌)小人(rén )物英雄情怀(huái )以及忠(zhōng )贞爱情的一(yī )代(💕)了(📽)不起的(de )“按(🌷)摩(🙎)(mó(🍴) )侠”！

A love triangle gets even more complicated once a time machine enters the picture.

一场矛(📅)盾重重的斗羊大(dà )赛，一次心(xīn )机四伏(fú )的厨艺(😳)比(👠)拼(pīn )，到底(🈶)(dǐ(🐮) )由(🏖)谁(shuí )来决(🐁)定(dìng )黑山羊的命运？

After NASA picks up a trio of mysterious signals from within our own solar system, astronaut Roger Nelson is dispatched on a multi-year solo mission aboard the Magellan spacecraft to investigate the sources.

In 1986, three teens were brutally murdered after knocking on the door of 59 Oakwood Lane. The killer was never found. Over the next forty years, rumours turned to legend, and while few will admit to believing the stories, kids are still warned never knock on the door of 59 Oakwood Lane for fear of what may answer.On this Halloween night, Grace and her friends are going to wish they’d heeded the warnings and never knocked…

《健忘村(cūn )》的故事发(🍀)(fā(🕣) )生在一(yī(💙) )片(🏿)世(🎮)外(🎲)桃源(yuán )般的村(cūn )落里，传说(shuō )此地风水有(yǒu )帝王之相，石(🎸)员(🎞)外(wài )（曾(🏳)志(🕵)伟(💩) 饰(shì )）觊(🌯)觎(yú )村中龙脉，企图与(yǔ )土匪联合屠(tú )村。有一天(🕳)(tiā(🚓)n )，一声(shēng )惨(🛁)叫(💉)打(🎗)破了(le )裕旺(🤓)村的宁(níng )静，村(cūn )民朱大饼意外中毒身亡，大饼(bǐ(🥄)ng )的(🐟)妻子秋蓉(✋)(ró(😆)ng )（(❔)舒淇(qí ) 饰(🤵)）成为了(le )最大嫌(xián )疑人(rén )，这时(shí )“天虹真人”田(⛷)贵(🤚)（王千源(🍚) 饰(😞)(shì(😍) )）(💐)手持神秘(mì )宝器“忘忧”路过(guò )村子。据说“忘忧(yōu )”可以洗去(🙉)(qù(👆) )人的记忆(🕦)，控(✴)制(😨)人(rén )格。从(👈)此裕(yù )旺村变(biàn )成了健忘村。荒诞(dàn )爆笑，阴谋(mó(🖤)u )不(🥛)断，其乐(lè(📊) )融(🙇)融(🏛)的(de )世外桃(💀)源背(bèi )后隐藏(cáng )着一(yī )场血雨(yǔ )腥风。

A love triangle gets even more complicated once a time machine enters the picture.